Nerd Wood

Getting overly excited over anything technology related, that normal people wouldn't even understand.

I just got raging Nerd Wood... my internet got upgraded and i'm getting 60Mbps Down and 5Mbps Up!

by roopedog September 26, 2011

Orchestra Nerd

A person who plays on an orchestra, typically a string orchestra, and typically a school one at that. They must enjoy it to the point where they cannot imagine life without it.

They tend to be friends with other Orchestra Nerds, but are not limited to that, often including other groups, such as Band Geeks, Choir Queers, Musical Nerds, School Nerds, or Geeks. Please note that these categories may overlap, as well as others which may not have been mentioned.

Arianna: I'm an Orchestra Nerd and a Dungeons and Dragons Geek. This is Andrew, he's a Band Geek. This here is Joe, he's an Orchestra Nerd and a School Nerd. Marcus is an Orchestra Nerd and a Musical Nerd, and Nate is a Video Game Geek.

Karina: Wow. Confusing.

Arianna: Yep!

by RatAlertMammothEgomania February 4, 2015

nerd boyfriend

a hentai obsessed nerd who writes nsfw tentacle fanfics of his boyfriends and makes anything and everything sexual from the webtoon “ boyfriends “

person A ;; i like nerd boyfriend he’s such a cute kawaii cinnamon roll 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
person B ;; no rizz moment frfr

by kyu !! January 23, 2023

Nerd Surfing

Nerd Surfing is when someone (not necessarily a nerd) is surfing the internet, opening numerous, (generally informative) web pages. This includes sites such as Wikipedia. The essence behind nerd surfing is when the person sees a link(s) on one page, he/she opens the link 'in a new tab' or 'in a new window' and repeatedly does so until a chain of informative web pages are open all at once. This can often lead to a bizarre number of tabs being open, and can often create somewhat of a snowball effect.

Nerd Surfing is NOT when someone imitates surfing over a pile of upset nerds.

A - "What's that guy doing?"
B - "Oh, he's just nerd surfing the ScienceDaily.com"
A - "Dude...he has SO many tabs open!"
B - "I know right! That's some proper nerd surfing!"

by Dougsta001 September 16, 2010

nerd spurs

A condition whereby a person keeps a large number of keys in their pocket that jingle loudly when they walk making the same sound as cowboy spurs. Also works for janitors or people that wear keyrings attached to their belts.

You could always tell the IT manager was coming from the sound of his nerd spurs.

by PythonIA May 16, 2009

nerd drunk

the feeling of being high or drunk because of solving math problems / studying on physics or chemistry (not necessarily successfully). No substances involved.

Wow man.. yesterday i was doing math problems all day and later i became nerd drunk

by wotnow August 6, 2011

cat nerd

Basically someone who is an expert at everything you need to know about cats

Kevin thought his sister Victoria was a cat nerd bc he was being a retard

by Einsteins half brother August 23, 2019