ganja muffin

a muffin packed out wit ganja

me: these muffins smell good mum!!!!
my mum: motherfucka u better not b cookin any motherfuckin ganja muffins motherfucka!!!!!!!!!

by m.c June 9, 2005

Cutting Muffins

A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.

Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.

by eeyore57 September 3, 2004

Muffin Top

Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.

Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!

by crazy hank June 22, 2010

Muffin' Toe

When an overweight female wears her pants too tight it creates a muffin top and a camel toe that blend together. Not a good look.

Her pants are so tight you can see her muffin' toe.

by Ilovemesumme March 28, 2009

Street Muffin

Hooker, Prostitute, Lady of the Night, Trollop, Whore...and the list goes on

"Check out that street muffin...I know I want to cover her in my butter >.>"

by grammar girl July 3, 2008

gut muffin

Extra fat located on the lower abdominal area of the body.

I am going to eat right and exercise every day so I can lose this gut muffin I've developed.

by pcb006 January 24, 2017

urgle muffins

Something that one says when uber frustrated, but it is not appropriate to swear. Supposed to be a cute phrase, and should be said with a firm grimace.

"Oh urgle muffins!" cried the girl after dropping a cement block on her foot in the middle of the UN meeting.

by Jean pierre escargot June 12, 2009