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Good Morning Lavaughn
The official proper way to say good morning to Lavaughn. Interrupting someone to say good morning Lavaughn is never considered rude and is always endearing.
Person 1: "So today we are looking a..."
Person 2: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Person 3: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Lavaugn (If present): "Good morning guys and gals"
Person 2: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Person 3: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Lavaugn (If present): "Good morning guys and gals"
Good Morning Lavaughn by Chadd-isms October 13, 2022
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Good Morning Sniff
When your loving other allows you to bend them over and sniff their pussy immediately after waking up. On occasion this will generate a diamond breaker hard on and lead to morning sex, but generally speaking it starts the day off right and wakes you up with a fresh start to the day that a cup of freshly brewed Folgers can’t even duplicate.
“Bro why are you out here driving the ball 350 yards, I’ve never seen you absolutely crush the ball like this.”
“I got a Good Morning Sniff this morning, everything is right with the world and no one can stand in my way today!”
“I got a Good Morning Sniff this morning, everything is right with the world and no one can stand in my way today!”
Good Morning Sniff by Nolte123 June 15, 2023
The Morning Star
When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.
Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
The Morning Star by Monkey Shagger November 8, 2023
Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin
A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
ass in the morning
ass in the morning by shlaynana May 16, 2023
It’s not a Friday morning
“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.
It’s not a Friday morning by yoko ono March 28, 2019