Moisty

Havning the look, feel or smell of something that retains some amount of moisture and emits a foul or unpleasant odor because of it.

I found some socks under the back seat of your car that are pretty moisty. If they stay there though the winter their probably going to get moistyer.

by Muki Tipster October 10, 2010

the moist

incorrectly pronounced word which is meant to be pronounced 'the mouaoust'

here comes the moist the magic moist

by Hele March 17, 2005

moisty

the standard mating partner to an average suburban bogan often shops at supre and will wear more makeup then is nessesery. moisty vocabulary include "wat cunt", "dardy cuzz" and "ill fuck you for drugs". you can spot a moisty by the general sense of uneasiness, filth and the infamous "belt under tits" or b.u.t for short. the dirtier relative of the "skank" the moisty will often have to deal with 'common life experiences' such as birthing a dead love child into the toilet and will generally have contracted a particularily nasty, mutated form of herpes. a moisty is someone you definately want to have nothing to do with or risk losing all your money, drugs, friends and dignity.

" ohh dude check that moisty over there"
"yeah i can smel the super herpes coming off the moisture running down her legs"

"your mummas so moist she has to wear a scuba suit to stop her from drowning"

by the styles April 27, 2010

moisturization

The act of moisturizing; the state of being moist, that which restores moisture, contentment; gratification; comfort; something which satisfies; being slightly wet; liquid.

Christina was suspicious of her lover's toe licking number but her pussy, peeking from under her skirt commando style, achieved moisturization!

by amzzz February 19, 2008

moist

its the insides of a ladies thong when she walks past my wood

as my wood grew it became evident that she was moist from the noise her minge was making, and the dripping down her leg

by chap your lady October 23, 2003

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.

I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.

by Sylvan Said May 21, 2009

Get your eyebrows moist

To wetten ones eyebrows.

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".

by Eyebrow January 13, 2014