To initiate "calvin mode" is to raise one's hands and place then flat on one's head in order to mimic an incredibly homosexual hairstyle. The hair in question is rumored to equate to the length of half a football field, and is reported to have pierced hot air balloons from the ground.
Calvin: "Were there dinosaurs before the earth was made?"
Mr. Ziprick: "Like they say on reality TV shows: Calvin, you are the biggest loser."
Group of Geniuses: "INITIATE CALVIN MODE!"
Mr. Ziprick: "Like they say on reality TV shows: Calvin, you are the biggest loser."
Group of Geniuses: "INITIATE CALVIN MODE!"
by no mom jokes plz October 17, 2006
Get the calvin modemug. when a high functioning autistic throws a tantrum (screaming, crying, etc.) and looks like a low functioning autistic.
If you don't leave me alone I will be in autism mode.
Stop chewing gum, my child will go in autism mode.
My husband/wife was in autism mode yesterday.
Stop chewing gum, my child will go in autism mode.
My husband/wife was in autism mode yesterday.
by autism mode June 11, 2015
Get the autism modemug. Bitch mode is the state a person is in when he or she is acting like they don't to do anything. This usually occurs when the person is in a relationship or in love, etc. An obvious sign of bitch mode is the person is asked to do something that they normally love to do but for some reason they have a lame excuse (tired, sick, etc).
Joey Za: Yo, we hitting up the club tonight?
Bitch: Ummm... I actually don't think I can. I don't know why I can't go though.
Joey Za: Wow, you're in bitch mode bro.
Bitch: Ummm... I actually don't think I can. I don't know why I can't go though.
Joey Za: Wow, you're in bitch mode bro.
by Joey Za August 9, 2008
Get the bitch modemug. A sudden and sometimes involuntary act of confrontation and / or physical arguing with a person or persons.
by ima90sbb February 25, 2009
Get the fight modemug. Another word for obesity.
It is when you are an epic gaymer and you are hella thicc. You constantly listen to sicko mode and are pretty fat.
It is when you are an epic gaymer and you are hella thicc. You constantly listen to sicko mode and are pretty fat.
by Dysfunctionaltup March 12, 2019
Get the Thicco Modemug. whenever you give the sincere appearance of paying attention when someone is talking to you, but your mind is really somewhere else and not paying attention at all.
Similar to verbal handcuffs, except you at least have to keep your eyes open in the conversation and look at them while the first person is talking.
This could be because you are tired or just plain do not care about what the first person is saying and drift in and out mentally of the conversation. While the first person may think he/she is talking to a real person, he/she is probably really talking to the wind as far as you are concerned.
Similar to verbal handcuffs, except you at least have to keep your eyes open in the conversation and look at them while the first person is talking.
This could be because you are tired or just plain do not care about what the first person is saying and drift in and out mentally of the conversation. While the first person may think he/she is talking to a real person, he/she is probably really talking to the wind as far as you are concerned.
Robert: So how was the date with Samantha last night?
Ronald: Dude, lame. She started talking about her dead ex, so i went into stealth mode until she stopped talking. Then she thanked me for being such a good listener.
Ex. 2
Reverend: God be with you!!
All: And also with you!
Reverend: Today I'm going to talk about <chatter>..........
All: (Stealth Mode until it is time to leave)
Ronald: Dude, lame. She started talking about her dead ex, so i went into stealth mode until she stopped talking. Then she thanked me for being such a good listener.
Ex. 2
Reverend: God be with you!!
All: And also with you!
Reverend: Today I'm going to talk about <chatter>..........
All: (Stealth Mode until it is time to leave)
by mainbwana March 24, 2010
Get the Stealth Modemug. Avoiding all technology and social networks so as not to ruin a game that you will watch the reply of later
You coming over to watch the game?
Nah man gotta work so gonna go into airplane mode and watch the replay later
hey why didnt you reply to my twitter message?
Dont wanna know the bulls score so ive been in airplane mode
Nah man gotta work so gonna go into airplane mode and watch the replay later
hey why didnt you reply to my twitter message?
Dont wanna know the bulls score so ive been in airplane mode
by stinx2001 December 2, 2009
Get the Airplane Modemug.