Stinks like a dead whore's minge

A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something

That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.

by Mousetower December 19, 2005

whatever minger

Insult used to undermine and embarrass others by way of nonchalance. Usually used as a defence or retaliation to their comment. Passive aggressive behaviour but with an extra kick

Kirsty: The printer's broken/dinner's ready/please take out the rubbish
Andy: Am I bothered?
Kirsty: Whatever minger

by Kirsty/Andy September 1, 2008

Mingy

When something is bleak, dull or boring and sometimes feel a tad down.

Today is really mingy
I feel really mingy today

by Cookiemonster091 June 28, 2011

Mingina

1. An extension of the word Minge can also be used as the collective noun for Minge.
2. Alternate name for a girl named Minge.
3. Used when getting the attention of one named Minge when she is not paying attention.

1. One Minge, many Mingina
2. This is my friend Mingina
3. Hey Minge, Minge, Oi Minge!
HEY MINGINA, drag your ass over here!

by Defamed Socialite November 21, 2004

Minge Teaser

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.

"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."

by Julius Gray January 17, 2005

Minged Off

Verb meaning to be annoyed with someone or something

I can't believe he cheated on me! I'm so minged off

by Marsbian February 13, 2009

Minge Mobile

Any vehicle driven by a man that is used whilst going out to pick up women.

As John pulled up to his friend's house before heading out for a night on the town, he yelled out the window "Hop in the minge mobile and let's go to the bar!"

by wclax23 April 6, 2011