1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
Get the Midget judgemug. 
A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.
"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"
or
"You got a too legit midget?!"
Made famous by the Covino and Rich show
or
"You got a too legit midget?!"
Made famous by the Covino and Rich show
by Too Legit December 11, 2012
Get the Too Legit Midgetmug. Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!
by Roadent December 21, 2021
Get the Midget On A Missionmug. by rorymac November 29, 2016
Get the midgetmug. by LaChostosina April 25, 2021
Get the buff midgetmug. When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
Get the Midget mommymug.