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Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.
John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?
by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021
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midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate
Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is
by Grandma mo May 13, 2022
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midget

as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"
My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!
by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019
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Feisty Midget

Did you see that feisty midget she was crazy
by Gyroside July 26, 2021
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midget pile

by marlakita July 30, 2017
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midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks
She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!
by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024
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Midget

A midget is a tiny human being who never goes to football training and has a peacock trim
look at that small fuck over there, Oscar is his name, what a midget!”
by User15372 January 26, 2024
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