May 28

If you born on this date you are a bad bitch ahahahaha 💅🏽👑

Omg! Your born on May 28 what a bad bitch.

by Period_..pooh December 23, 2020

May 2

You are lucky and your friends are lucky to have you and your friends give you a hug for 10 seconds

The second send nudes of the year. The same way Sweetest day is the second Valentine's Day of the year.

Boy: Happy national send nudes day!

Girl: Stupid, that's April 18th you're thinking of .
Boy: Nope, it's May 22nd as well
Girl: Well shit.

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Generally the name for anything macho, non-gay, or heroic. Kyle May can also be associated with KyleMayDay: Celebrated on October 30th.

"Do you know Chris? He's sooooooo Kyle May!"

The day the satan returned as a human to take the world over.

The antichrist will return to us May 29th

by Pope og satan October 18, 2019

May 4 is national Fingering day, the day where your lover can finger u at any time. This is a good day for men because on April 27th it was national grab dick day. So..now, men get out there and get ya revenge

Guy: hey bae remember when u grabbed my dick on national grab dick day

Girl: yeah why?

Guy: well....it's may 4th also known as national fingering day...so .I get my revenge...love u

by Znznnbsbxbxbxb x April 29, 2019