laughter legs

A rare condition experienced by some females during spates of intense laughter. Laughter legs are most commonly triggered by a hilarious joke. During an episode, the legs will wiggle, twitch, or squirm vigorously and uncontrollably, sometimes causing harm to the individual or to others in the vicinity of the legs. Further risks exist if the episode occurs while standing upright, causing the individual to thrust forward at high speeds in the direction they happen to be facing. There is no known cure, although studies indicate sadness is an effective treatment.

Where the hell did Christine run off to?
Relax, she's just got the laughter legs. She'll come back.

Dude, how did you get that concussion?
I was resting on a girls lap. I made a joke and she got the laughter legs.

by Manzillaa September 26, 2017

scarlett legs

When you have rough enough sexual intercourse that your legs turn red

We went at it so hard I had Scarlett legs for the next three days

by Bobbyaudreylaura January 15, 2014

Straight leg

When a female is getting fucked so hard that her leg straightens as she has an orgasm

Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!

by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

Nunchuck Leg

When a tibia and fibula both break and the person takes weight off that leg and the lower section of the leg swings like a nunchuck they have suffered what can only be medically described as 'Nunchuck Leg'

Connor McGregor went to take a step back, as he takes weight off his leg it's obviously broken by the way it swings like a nunchuck - he has suffered Nunchuck Leg

by #1 Troll July 11, 2021

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 2, 2023

Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .

Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"

by Frannnnnnnko July 14, 2010

Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020