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Jonas Brothers

The most amazing band to ever walk this earth. The band consists of three brothers, Kevin (19), Joe (18), and Nick (15). They are Christains, whom all three wear purity rings. If you do research, they are the funniest, sweetest most gentlemenly friendly guys ever.

Most haters who are defining them as "shitty" and "fags" only hate them because their music is not about sex, money & violence. Their music has actual meaning to it with a great message.

They make tight jeans look sexy, despite what all you baggy jeaned, boxer-showing thugs think.

No, I'm not a little ten year old girl with their faces plastered all over her wall. No, I don't shout "hip hip, hurray" when High School Musical or Hannah Skanktana is on.
I'm almost sixteen, and I don't watch anything except MTV, where it has all those rap songs that disgrace girls by referring to us as bitches & pussy - and it makes me sick.
Girl #1: Oh my gawd, I'm going to a Jonas Brothers concert tonight! YAY!!!

Girl #2: Ugh, you bitch! Why didn't you get an extra ticket for me?

Girl #1: What the hell, you whore. I did!

Girl #2: OMG! You did! YAY I love you!

Thug #1: What hell yo. You bitches are getting all excited to see them mother fucking fags. Their jeans are so tight you can see their cock.

Girl #2: At least they have one!





Kristen: OMG Hayley. I made a shocking discovery today and I'm really pissed.

Hayley: What?

Kristen: The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Even though it turns me on, how am I supposed to fuck them?

Hayley: Rip that ring off and say "Woops, it fell down the drain."
by alexamichelle July 3, 2008
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Joe Adam Jonas

Define as:

A sexy beast.
sXe.
Hot.
Pure.
Adorable.
Handsome.
Great singer.
In the most awesum band ever.
Loved by millions.
He has a purity ring.
Favorite Colors are blue and Purple.
Birthday is august 15th.
He has awesome hair.
Skinny jeans look hot on him.
He wears awesome glasses.
Plays tambourine, and does awesum vocals for the jonas brothers.
has 3 other brothers, kevin, nick, and Frankie.
Also known as DJ DANGER.
He falls a lot, very clumsy, which makes him even cuter.
He isn't into himself - not stuck up.
Makes youtube videos.
He is a goof ball. :
Girl 1: Have you heard of the jonas brothers? who is your favorite?
Girl 2: Definitely Joe Adam Jonas!
Girl 1: oh, you mean DJ DANGER?
by Joe Adam Jonas Addict October 24, 2008
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Jonasshole

a gym where kids do flips
and some crazy ass shit
we call this place home
we call this place jonasshole gymnastics<3

the children there call eachother jonassholes.
they are jonass hoes and bros



Jonasshole created and originated by Belle Verdon.
Hey Grant are you going to Jonasshole later?
Yeah, what about you Belle?
Of course when do I not?!
by A Jonasshole. February 7, 2009
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Nick Jonas

The hottest Jonas Brother. He writes most of their music, and is the lead vocalist. He also plays the piano and guitar and drums. He is known for his super curly hair and adorable smile. Many people hate him, but they're really just jealous. He has diabetes and does all sorts of charity work to raise awareness for it. He is really serious, and has been linked romantically to Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.
Hannah: I think I'm going to marry Nick Jonas.

Courtney: Dream on. He's way out of your league.
by Zhiana Elle August 24, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

awesome band consisting of 3 brothers.
Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas.
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Nick: guitar, vocals
Joe: vocals
Kevin: guitar
(Greg and Alex: bass and drummer.)
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Nick: 14 (15 on setember 16)
Joe: 17 (18 on august 15)
Kevin: 19 (20 on november 5)
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basicly, the most amazing band to ever walk this planet. ;
full bio available at their myspace!
chick 1: "omg!! jonas brothers are awesomeee!! NICK IS SOO HOTT!"
chick 2: "nooo!! KEVIN IS HOT"
chick 3: "no way! its joee thats the hotest!!!!!"
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chick 1: "nick fans do it better." (i totally agree ;)
by michelle :D December 24, 2008
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Jonah

Super cool guy who loves to have fun. He is sweet to everyone until they cross him. He has a small penis
Girl 1: woah whose that guy over there, he's so cool
Girl 2: I don't know, he must be a Jonah
by dylan.schwartz January 8, 2017
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Jonas Brother

One of four brothers who are the most musically talented heart throbs in the world. Young guy who performs amazingly and who "live like they are at the bottom even if they are at the top."
I wish I was a Jonas Brother, they're living the dream!
by Alyssa Jonas August 5, 2008
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