Ben is feeling really rather swish in his sandals, his feet are free to enjoy the Summer air whilst still being protected AND they allow him to wear 3/4 shorts without looking quite the fool.
Or so he thinks...
Friends: 'GAHAHA! WHAT'S WITH THE JESUS CREEPERS, MAN?!'
Chris is embarrassed.
Or so he thinks...
Friends: 'GAHAHA! WHAT'S WITH THE JESUS CREEPERS, MAN?!'
Chris is embarrassed.
by The Pinch July 16, 2006
Get the Jesus Creepersmug. people who would rather put a symbol of modern christianity on their cars than actually live the christian life. usually seen on vehicles speeding and cutting people off in traffic.
that car that ran over my grandma's feet had a jesus fish on it. the driver must have been late for church.
by themarcuscreature September 22, 2005
Get the Jesus Fishmug. A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Jesus Latemug. A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.
by arcu December 5, 2010
Get the Raving to Jesusmug. Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache
Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick
Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick
by Dagger23 March 11, 2014
Get the Jesus dickmug. Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.
by bkdouble October 6, 2006
Get the bathtub jesusmug. by Big Bubba B April 28, 2004
Get the jackhammer jesusmug.