team jared

team jared is a band from sydney,NS.It is 3 totally bitchin guys from sydney that were born to melt faces.
Dan,Den,and Ken a.k.a team jared will be the best band in the world someday.

go team jared go!!!!

by kenneth123 December 15, 2008

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Jared

A two timing jerk who will never own up to his mistakes.
A liar
A player
Not worth anyone's time.
Probably one of the most immature guys alive.
Addicted to porn and treats women like they're disposable objects that should do his will.
Whines all day about his stupid not-problems.
Don't even think for a second he'll do anything that be promises.
King of nothing except cancelling plans and asking for nudes.

Small. Finishes in two seconds.
A terrible person with no skills when it comes to giving a woman an orgasm.

Dude: Have you talked to Jared?

Girl: No. Maybe when he decides to grow some balls and figures out what it's like to be a real man.

Jared: I tried to text you last night
Girl: Yeah? No, you didn't

P.S. F*ck you.

by ExamineWHATyouTOLERATE May 18, 2016

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Jared

A little baby who got burnt, drowned an killed by his mum mary.

Jareds gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna burn!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna drown!!!!!
Did you hear that Jared got buried in a shallow grave
Oh Jared!! not again!!!!
JAAAAAARRRREEEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by querda July 10, 2011

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jaded

v. the act of transforming from a bitter, twisted and cynical soul into someone that melts into a ball of goosebumps and chills by the smallest dose of Jade.

I never thought being Jaded would feel so fantastic!

by alphamaleNFI January 7, 2007

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