Jason

Me, the very internet enlightened queen of ribs

Petunia: I heard that Jason has all his friends and familys bodys in his attic. Sexy !

by GumbiSlut500 April 30, 2020

Jason Bourne

Jesus Christ

"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne..."

by no no no gay May 19, 2020

Jason Bourned

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.

“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”

by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020

Jason

Jason is that guy every girl would want. He is super sweet and nice but not too nice. He can cheer you up with a text. He is always real and has your back. He is someone you would want in your life. He is mad lit and cool.

You definitely need a Jason

by Fiytb July 27, 2020

Jackson Xanders

An average simp. We all know a Jackson Xanders.

"Dude have you seen Jackson Xanders"

"Yeah, he's just an average simp"

by Zombie_Ted January 30, 2021

jasonii

Jasonii Is most likely a female name. She most likely is a water sign , and 9/10 she is a cry baby. She is funny and smart and lets not forget to mention stubborn. When she wants something she is very determined on getting it. She is a homebody and only makes her appearance at big events or only to hang out with friends. Get you an Jasonii. She the best

Hmm where is Jasonii today?

by pudaapudoo March 21, 2021

Jason

A guy who Loves so hard the "strongest" people cant deal with him. Unintentionally Lucky. Very Patient. When angry.... Pyromaniac. Weirdo. Destroyer.

"What happened?"

"Jason was here and fucked everything up!"

"What did you do to him?"

-Silence

by hKJlagin497792 March 29, 2021