jizz ride

the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.

Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.

by Bamph March 22, 2009

Jizz Sniffer

When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.

That Scott is a real Jizz Sniffer

by Shgnasty69 May 18, 2016

jizz missile

The first blast of semen from an ejaculating penis

I pulled out just in time to to launch a jizz missile at her forehead.

by piggro December 22, 2008

Phantom Jizz

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!

Man, I hate it when I get Phantom Jizz, dude!

by Vandilan June 8, 2015

jizz gernade

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off

Tony's popping a jizz gernade

by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005

shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

by fred carpinski January 9, 2009

instant Jizz

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz

Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "

by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010