Pet Man

A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.

Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.

by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

Pet Videos

Pet videos are the highest level of art it the entire multiverse! They are videos of a pet, they are stress relieving videos after a hard day at work, school, or anything tough.

Man, I'm gonna watch some pet videos after I come home from work.

by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022

Pillow pet

The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.

Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time

by Red9252 November 2, 2021

Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.

“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”

by Flatch76 March 15, 2022

Bin pet

A naughty bin weevil

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.

by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022

Teachers pet

year 9 kid called patrik kandrac who is favourited by teachers

Teachers pet patrik: Miss peter is hitting matthew

by darylb07 July 30, 2021