A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.
John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.
by TeoMcDohl December 16, 2014
Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.
Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.
by Ratfink October 19, 2013
by Emperor assperigus November 18, 2016
A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves
by Mali656 November 28, 2017
A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.
by Dillywhack242 September 01, 2017
by Eric_2.1 March 07, 2015
by Roger Cliemens June 17, 2023