Bed Intruder

Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.

Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?

Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.

Steven: they are really dumb.

Chad: for real.

by Leviathong November 28, 2021

bed of roses

The act of laying down in a bed (usually a man) surrounded by females showing their prolapse.

He was invited to party the nasty way with a bunch of girls, and he laid down in a bed of roses.

by HardCoreBunny May 8, 2020

bed budge

The nudging or budging of erogenous zones while in a reclined position instigating an erotic or sexual moment.

"After hooking up with Megan we fell asleep and the next morning I woke up with a hard on so I bed budged her while we spooned and we ended up doing it again. After that we took a shower and fucked again. Awesome!"

by JelloShots Irene's Greenpoint September 7, 2013

going to bed

code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.

Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".

by the meme war master May 8, 2016

Bed Wars

Saying that your fucking someones mom, basically an "i fucked your mom joke" but better.

"I'm playing bed wars with your mother faggot"

by klebolding May 2, 2020

bed dooties

The act of brushing ones teeth, washing of face and putting PJ's on before being able to feel comfortable to get into bed.

One minute, I just have to do my bed dooties before I get into bed

by alliraxoxo October 7, 2010

bed wars

Some dumbass game from a Minecraft multiplayer server where you collect gems and ingots to upgrade and protect your bed, items and self whilst fighting others.

Hey mark wanna play some bed wars on highpixel?

(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things

by Dewwww March 5, 2019