Text Palpitation

Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.
Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.
by Rebecca Marco May 27, 2014
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tiresome text

when the government makes you text message more than e-mail so you can't save all of your records
The tiresome text left a lot of people at a loss with their intellectual property.
by Coop Dupe December 11, 2019
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redlight texting

The act of texting only at a redlight by the person who is driving the car. Generally accepted as a safer way to text while driving because the driver is less likely to wreck, but they can still maintain communication with other people.
Mom: Kasey, put that phone away, don't you know you're not supposed to text while you're driving?!
Kasey: Mom, it's ok, I'm 18, haven't I at least earned the privilege of redlight texting? I'm not going to wreck.
by CelticFox June 20, 2010
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text loyalty

When you feel obligated to text someone goodmorning and goodnight everday.
Chelsea: I wanna pass out but I have to text Austin goodnight first.

Jen: Why?

Chelsea: stupid text loyalty

Jen: ofcourse
by cruiserchicka February 04, 2011
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text limbo

When you text someone and you don't get a response for over 10 minutes.
I texted Suzy on Monday about the 1000 word essay due on Wednesday and i was in text limbo until Thursday.
by UpUrsDude963 August 16, 2010
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Weiner texting

To send pictures of one's genitals via text message or Twitter in the manner of former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner.
No, my boyfriend was Weiner texting me the whole time.
by collegio production staff June 22, 2011
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text contact

A hypothetical situation in which contact is made with someone or something improbable (e.g. Aliens) through text message via cell phone.
I can't believe the way we make contact with alien life is by text contact." Fred said as he paced the room, "By a tween from New Jersey no less."
by Soice Feos November 07, 2010
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