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text limbo

When you text someone and you don't get a response for over 10 minutes.
I texted Suzy on Monday about the 1000 word essay due on Wednesday and i was in text limbo until Thursday.
by UpUrsDude963 August 16, 2010
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text tirade

Multiple texts sent resulting from anger or hostility.
Text tirade:

How dare you speak to me like that!!!!!
Who do you think you are?????
Are you for real?????
Will you please grow up!!!!!
What is your problem anyway????
You need therapy!!!!
by Strive2BBetter August 13, 2010
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Texting Trance

When someone is so deep in conversation via text messaging they are in a trance. Usually happens when figuring out plans with friends or texting about last night drunken escapades.
Guy 1: "I was out to lunch with my girlfriend today and she totally went into a texting trance, I had to shout her name for her to look up from her phone"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"
by The EV-MC December 19, 2009
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text fossil

Noun.

A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016
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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.
Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014
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text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.
Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.
by TexasGeoker April 25, 2011
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Text Palpitation

Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.
Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.
by Rebecca Marco May 26, 2014
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