human self 

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.

Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’

human self by Enigme December 1, 2021

Human bidet 

Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.

She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.

Human bidet by Tina’s December 16, 2021

human sandpaper 

The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.

My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.

human sandpaper by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021

Humangalong Dongalong 

A Humangalong Dongalong (hu-mun-guh-long donga-long) is another word for a joint, spliff, doobie, etc. and is largely considered as one of the most fun things to say

Hey Otto, wanna strap up another humangalong dongalong?

Otto: hell yeah dude, would love to

Humangalong Dongalong by LilJabba February 9, 2022

Human Toilet 

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet

My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.

Human Toilet by sis24pig July 27, 2023

human-generated 

Now that AI is the ghostwriter for everything, we need a term for "human generated" content.

My book is 100% human-generated. Hi had to click a Captcha to confirm that I was human and that I had written the book without any AI enhancements.

human-generated by jmacofearth September 12, 2023

Political humanist 

Noun

an outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to equality among all races, religions and economic standing rather than religious ideology or political and financial gain . Political humanist beliefs stress the potential value and goodness of human beings, emphasise common human needs, and seek solely rational ways of solving human problems.

Bernie Sanders is a political humanist

Political humanist by Wake minded gowk July 23, 2016