[Hood Heffer] 

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

[Hood Heffer] by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

hood-wash 

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.

Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night

hood-wash by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008

Hood stamp

A tattoo, usually script writing or Olde English font, of a person's name on the neck. Found between the clavicle and lower jaw.

Damn dude, did you see his hood stamp? He got his baby's mama's last name. Shit is crazy.

Hood stamp by br1ghtdarkness June 15, 2010

hood slime 

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.

The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning

hood slime by mledwards34 October 28, 2010

Hood Haiku 

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

Hood Haiku by laroxo December 2, 2010

hood hotdogs 

Some nasty dirty burnt hotdogs that you can only get in the hood or any ghetto place for that matter. If you eat them you might get food poisoning.

Costumer: Can I get some hotdogs.
Server: Sure we all ready have some made here you go .
Costumer to Friend: Ew this is a hood hotdogs.

hood hotdogs by Harry (The Original) July 12, 2011

Hood trip 

A trip to a ghetto or hood from anyone who doesn't live there but needs something from the hood. I.E. to get drugs, or liquor.

Ray: Liquor stores aren't open on Sundays in Baltimore.
Cab Driver: We got one in the neighborhood.
Ray (Speaking to the others): I guess we're going on a hood trip. Don't act up or I'll leave you there.

Hood trip by Chico Blacklung May 5, 2011