Opening CS:GO (soon CS2) cases wasting copious amounts of money gambling for a minute chance of obtaining something exceptional. Popularized by German Twitch Streamer and skin enjoyer ohnePixel as a excuse to fuel his gambling addiction.
Person: "Only one more case, it's gonna be gold this time!!" *Unboxing Noises* Gold appears "LET'S GO!!! THE HOBBY IS PAYING OFF!!!!"
by A random CS enjoyer May 6, 2023
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Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
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Get the Hag Hobble mug.Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.
Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.
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