Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008

hand bisexual

When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"

I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.

by AwkwardLoser January 20, 2014

hand smoothie

Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand

Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!

by DZphantom July 2, 2015

The Serpent's Hand

The Serpent's Hand is a small but formidable organization responsible for several security breaches. At least three different individuals have been encountered, all of whom used possible or confirmed anomalous items for infiltration purposes (including SCP-268, which was stolen from the Foundation, who had in turn recovered it during a raid of a Chaos Insurgency facility). The total number of members belonging to this organization is unknown, as is their level of technology, number of possible SCPs held, or total level of threat. However, it is clear they are highly coordinated and possibly dangerous. One of their leaders is thought to be a figure known as "L.S.", who is considered to be personally responsible for two security breaches in Foundation sites.

The Foundation currently has very little information about the Serpent's Hand, and almost all known information about the Serpent's Hand has been leaked from the GOC intelligence. The group seems to embrace the use and existence of paranormal items, and in particular seems to embrace humanoid and sentient SCPs. The Serpent's Hand has been highly vocal in criticizing the containment and destruction of these SCPs, especially those which are fully human and are not particularly destructive.

The Serpent's Hand is the managers of the Wanderer's Library, which is visited often by members of other Groups of Interest, such as Gamers Against Weed, Are We Cool Yet?, E.t.c.

by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

Hip Hands

The ridiculous and jarring photo pose girls make with their hands on their hips and arching their backs to the side.

That photo of you is great! You are totally rocking the hip hands.

by snarftits May 11, 2016

Hand Moan

The act of using sign language to voice feelings of pleasure. Commonly used by deaf individuals to show their pleasure when engaging in sexual activities.

Dean: "Bro I heard you banged Clara last night. She's deaf right?"
Carson: "Yeah dude, she is"
Dean: "Does she hand moan?"
Carson: "Oh yeah! I had her hand moaning like she was doing speed origami"

by Ploozy October 16, 2021