A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.
I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!
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Rhyming slang for Yank or Wank {which is the cut down version of wanker}which turns out to be the same thing
Imagine doing the hand crank motion with your hand whilst thinking of a yank ....see wank and yank = the same thing ;o) who says us limeys dont rule the waves :0)
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