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pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.
"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"
by Big Jerms August 23, 2005
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The Grumpy Chicken

When your getting a blowjob and try to sneak out a fart that turns into diarrhea, and then you hold her head there and make her finish.
Susan was givin me a BJ and I thought I could sneak a fart out....turns out I was wrong. I had to give her The Grumpy Chicken.
by Spider 0895 July 27, 2010
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gump

a person that is slow, mentally or physically
Josh Woods is a gump.
by Lucas Garcia February 1, 2008
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gimpy

Man that science student is gimpy
by gim-pee April 24, 2003
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gummy bear

One who is into the rave scene, specifically, one who goes to raves and dresses in bright colors with motifs like rainbow bright, smurfs, and such. Usually adorned with excessive colorful plastic jewelry, pacifiers. Gummy bears are further strongly defined by their use of ecstasy and optimistic outlook.
Jim always wears those big rainbow pants and Ninja Turtle shirts; he's such a gummy bear.
by RuinousCreation January 12, 2005
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Gump It

To "Gump It" is to Ejactulate at the site of a Sexual Organ. Such as in the movie "Forest Gump."
Oh My Gosh! Patrick had to Gump It when Samantha took off her shirt.
by Stevosux211 December 24, 2007
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Forrest Gump

An un-racist retard that went to college for football instead of cross country
by HomeBracelet377 March 5, 2019
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