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going portugal

Zero is going portugal in the neighbors yard right now!
by phreekk October 4, 2012
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Gapingassitus

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.
by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014
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going titanic

When something goes terrible. Basically so bad, it's sinking like the titanic.
Guy 1: *Invites a bunch of people over for a party* I didn't think it'd be this bad! There's shit all over the walls and broken glass on the floor.
Guy 2: Dude.. this party is going titanic..
by AlexiHikari May 20, 2014
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going freebird

When a man takes off his pants and under garments, but leaves his shirt on. His testes are said to be going freebird since they flop around in the cool breeze when he walks. This commonly occurs in locker rooms outside of pools and gyms, especially with old people for some reason.
Mike: "Oh my god there are so many old people here going freebird! Save me!"
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."
by COD KILLA June 24, 2014
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going ISIS

Like "going ballistic", characterized by intolerance and violent disagreement.
I'm afraid of my supervisor going ISIS on me for going on Facebook during work.
by Mr. Mac808 November 13, 2014
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going top gun

When a guy goes down on a woman in an inverted position while driving in the car - aka female road head.
Dude - I was going top gun on this chick I just met with my wingman in the backseat when she squirted all over my face and the leather seats.
by Simmsational June 10, 2016
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Going to Hong Kong

While you are at the massage parlor, and you pay the extra for the handjob at the end, because Hong Kong is such a beautiful place.
I'm going to go get a massage and the hole in the wall joint, while I'm there I'm Going to Hong Kong.
by Chiee January 6, 2017
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