funnel cakes

a male who demonstrates homosexual tendencies, but who is in reality heterosexual

He looks like a funnel cake in those asspants.

by Donald Kelipse Johnson May 6, 2005

Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks

Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.

by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010

funnel cake

When a woman is really hot. But, her face is always sticky...

Dude, that chick is hot, and she loves to give head, what a funnel cake.

by Lutreyxos June 22, 2008

funkernickle

A person who smells funky, rarely showers, and is UGLY!

God damn! Look at that girl, Anna Robilotta! How funkernickle is she?

by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

by Snathans January 6, 2009

Funnel Face

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.

Girl..he gave me some funnel face last night that was out of this world!

by balls n yo mouth April 17, 2015

funnel caking

to hang with a friend in a hippie truck while wearing matching denim jackets its not sexual stop youre sinning youre all going to hell

clyde we should go funnel caking im so bored

by tweektweektweek April 21, 2018