Definitions by Snathans

funeral close 

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

funeral close by Snathans January 6, 2009

bageled 

When someone promises you breakfast but doesn't deliver.

Hey Steve, where's the food we were promised for this 9am meeting?

I dunno Lee, I think we got bageled.

bageled by Snathans January 6, 2009