box of donuts

something my stupid brother used to win a fake contest made by his friend.

My bother tried to cheat using a box of donuts, he didn't win.

by Someone Much Smarter January 06, 2004

Mayonaise donut

(n): A mixture of succulent semen mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from Dumpin Donuts, right to your siginificant other's chest. Festishes run on Dumpin.'
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.

My baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe I delivered.

by Dumpin Donuts February 07, 2011

glazed donut

while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.

mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.

janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.

by retired fag hag August 30, 2006

Glazed Donut

When said person masterbate on his room mate pillow while the room mate is out for the day leaving a shining crust on his pillow

I gave Tim a "Glazed Donut" today while he was out taking a test today

by Critcalmax November 07, 2012

Powdered Donut

After having been at a race/outdoor concert/hunting/other event where you have not showered for several days and your gear begins to get funky you apply baby powder to the front and back. Then you find a willing partner to eat your ass resulting in a ring resembling a powdered donut on their mouth.

Friend 1: Man that was a great race but I'm ready for a shower.
Friend 2: Hell yeah I found some skank to toss me off and left her with a powdered donut.

by T. Stewart October 06, 2008

Jam Donut

When you are having sex with a girl and there is blood on her vagina.

I did a Jam Donut on Mina

Please Jam Donut me, sheldon

I love to jam Donut people

I licked her Jam Donut

by Dog Meat 959 January 14, 2015

powdered donut

When you sprinkle powdered sugar (artificial sweetener if your a diabetic), or cocaine around your partner's ass hole and proceed to lick and suck it off before penetration.

Since I was hungry and horny my wife decided to give me a powdered donut. It hit the spot just right.

by Tricky T October 20, 2007