fleshbang

While a girl is slobbering on your flesh weasel take both of your hands and smack both of her ears (do your best to climax at the same time). She will experience a loud ringing sound similar to a flash bang.

Shoulda been there man, I gave Ol girl a Fleshbang while she was smokin my pole. She looked like Pvt. Ryan when I got done with her.

by Sgt. Cum gun February 15, 2022

Flather

A mix between "slather" and "fling" mainly used in extreme disgust. A notable reason why you shouldn't bring hoofed animals to comedy clubs.

John: "Hey bro, did ya see last night's comedy special?"
Pete: "No, but I heard it was disgusting."
John: "Yeah, somebody rode their horse in and it flathered snot all over the club!"

by Fauxvoid March 8, 2022

Fleshlight

Your looking on urban dictionary while playing a game of cards against humanity because you got a card and you don’t know what it means

What’s a fleshlight

A dildo for man

by Mememel April 10, 2022

Flathead

A flat head is slang for murder weapon

"That nigga a opp, get the flathead"

by CharlesJohansan April 10, 2022

Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.

Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!

by Swift1y April 21, 2022

fleshlight

A fake pussy fleshlight

I love fucking my fleshlight like it's a female

by Fuck2013 April 23, 2022

fleether

Verb: To get absolutely destroyed, wrecked or obliterated in any way.

Noun: a word that be anything based on the context in which it is used. Often used in conjunction with "Bleether" i.e. I'm gonna fleether your bleether when we get home.

i.e. If you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna bleether you right in the fleether.

Verb: "I got totally fleethered last night when that semi truck hit me while I was riding my bike."
Verb: "If you stuck you finger in that electrical socket you'll fleether yourself for sure."
Noun: "Dude, hand me the fleether over there so I can change the channel."

Noun: "I can't find the fleether I was using on your mom last night."

by Economis May 6, 2022