Fake Adult

1) one who poses convincingly as an adult, until things are not going his/her way, after which underlying immaturity bubbles up. 2) A fair-weathered adult.

Damn, I was duped again! We dated for three years, and he seemed so mature. Then we broke up; turns out, he was a fake adult!

by Playful Pen January 23, 2011

Fake Caring

Pretending to care because it is in your employment training;
Fake caring in order to secure trust;
Presenting a caring attitude to advance a business profile and profits.

You are fake caring just to make me believe you actually care about me.

by private-polymath November 25, 2018

forty yard fake out

A woman that looks good at an average distance of forty yards, but upon closer inspection wouldnt get fucked by any self-respecting man. See also It.

"Holy shit! I thought she was hot, but it's a forty yard fake out."

by SlickWilly January 17, 2004

Haters gonna say it’s fake

1. A very common title for videos on YouTube. They claim that if you think the footage is fake (which is clearly is, since it has been obviously edited), you’ll just be labeled a hater.

2. A line said by Justin Timberlake in his song “Filthy”, most likely in reference to this.

1. “haters gonna say it’s fake
Don’t believe the haters.”
-a video title and part of the description from a video by uploader Skratch

2. “Haters gonna say it’s fake
So real”
-a line from “Filthy” by Justin Timberlake

by Dat256Guy May 22, 2018

Fake fan

Someone who likes a band/artist/actor who becomes totally aggressive whenever anyone else says that they like them. They are considered fake fans because they try as had as they can to put down anyone else who likes the same thing as them. They can be identified pretty easily, as when you mention liking something, they will immediately test you and label you as a fake fan if you get one fact about them wrong.

person: i like fall out boy
fake fan: OH yeAh naME one SoNg BeSiDes CeNtUrIeS
person: well i only started listening to them pretty recently so i don-
fake fan: OH YEAH WELL WHATS THE DRUMMERS BLOOD TYPE IF YOU EVEN KNOW HIS NAME
person: how would you eve-
fake fan: FAKEEE FANNN GO DIE

by Kiera M June 13, 2015

Flakenstein

Someone who is a monster flake. A term used for people who bail constantly and cant commit. Also commonly used as McFlakenstein, but for a more serious offense.

Hes not coming now! What a Flakenstein!

Dude dont even bother inviting that dandruff McFlakenstein.

by Andizzle-Dazzle May 8, 2008

fake hoe

A common waist of time for men looking for an actual hoe. Girl 14-24 who is very flirty and playful and pretends to be interested in you (and everyone else). They are often attractive girls who are looking for extra attention. Fake hoes are much more irritating than an actual hoe because they rarely follow through after leading you on. They have a good excuse for their behavior of "just being friendly." They blend in at a collage party and church. The better they are at blending into these places the more fakeness of the hoe. a full blown fake hoe is someone involved in the church going on missions trips and such activities and is than seen planning a party, flirting hard, and or having sex within a week of the church activity.

bro 1 "wait wasn't Rachel just singing at church sunday?"
bro 2 "yeah and now she's after a new guys D, I told you she was a fake hoe bro."
bro 1 "damn what a cock tease."

by kid ak August 23, 2014