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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
mugGet the Farmers Footballmug.

Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.
Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me
by Money_bag May 5, 2020
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farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex
(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.
by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019
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Rice Farmer

Mark only likes asian girls, he's a rice farmer
by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023
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Aura Farmer

Someone who farms aura points all the time by pretending to know things or be good at things retroactively after they happened.
"Hey man I knew he was gonna do that the whole time" hey come on man stop being a aura farmer
by owangutaun January 4, 2025
mugGet the Aura Farmermug.

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public
Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt
by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017
mugGet the farmers pursemug.

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