Face Me

Used to tell someone to add you as a friend on Facebook.

Chris Usher: "I have a facebook, face me."

by DumbUsername March 28, 2010

Face rape

A game played in school when a friend or otherwise rapes your face (not actual rape). There are 3 level. All must be accompanied by the shout of FACE RAPE!
Regular face rape: Running your hand down someones face.
Friendly face rape: Licking oneshand and wiping down your raperees face.
Sexual face rape: The licking of your raperees cheek (use only on those you know well)

Dan:Fern just face raped me.
Katie: Regular or friendly?
Dan: Friendly.
Katie: Get her back with a sexual.

by dan'spillow June 14, 2007

face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Face hole

An insuting term that sounds very harsh, but is in fact not. can be yelled out during class across the room at someone without gaining detention.

Brendan! you're such a face hole!

by nutshak February 24, 2009

face jam

durring BJ, before ejac, the male grasps the females head and jams it down. While singing the Face Jam Song. Sometimes the female chokes on the kerm and dies...but its a risk Im willing to take.

shelly, tammy, sam, B, and amanda. Amanda died. RIP.

by bowly January 26, 2005

Face an L

When smoking a blunt or L by yourself and the L only touches your face.

Person A: yo are you smoking today?
Person B: yeah man but i dont have much herb left so im just gonna face an L

by Twish Nip October 18, 2008

face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.

Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...

by homosexual April 20, 2003