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recturnal emissions

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.
Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.
by kenniker March 24, 2010
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thomas-emil

Thomas-Emil is a little meme-boy and also a nerd. He probably watches dragon ball z, and I even bet he never watched anything else. Emil is defined by his suicide frog memes, his constant Dragonball and his amazing skill to somehow be motivated to do workouts.
Thomas-Emil likes to do push-ups, but only when he's high on Dragonball.
by Tarkua November 14, 2017
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Emma (Emily) Stone

A fucking goddess.
An amazing actress.
An inspiration.

And we can’t forget....

I’ve got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine, i’ve got a love and I know that it’s all mine. oh, oHhhH 💃💁 ♀️
Random Person: Have you heard of that new film Cruella? I’m pretty sure Emma (Emily) Stone is in it right?

Me: Mhm, she’s a queen 💁 ♀️
by eve 💃 June 19, 2021
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emily

wow. emilys are perfect. all the emilys I know have beautiful brown eyes. emilys are hilarious. emilys are smart. emilys love long relationships. emilys are stubborn. emilys love unexpected moments. emilys have a hard time controlling what they say and are very outspoken. but once you get to know a emily. she's amazing and very sweet. emilys love adventures. and there's never a dull/ boring moment when you're with an emily. emilys are great huggers. amazing kissers. perfect in bed. usually "freaky" or , like unusual things ( i.e , hair pulling. back scratching. lip biting. being tied up. ) but once you meet an emily, keep her. she's a great friend and very loving and loyal. emilys usually don't think their beautiful or pretty. so if you love an emily. tell her randomly how beautiful she really is and she'll love you. emilys have a hard time falling for someone. but once they do... they fall hard. emilys are keepers. emilys have great,perfect ass / boobs. emilys are in love with blue/green eyes. love athletes. and loves funny people. but once you meet an emily and you think about letting her go, don't. because emilys love to argue just to see who sticks around. keep emilys in your life at all times. you're welcome
emily - wow. I look terrible today.
Andrew - are you kidding. you're perfect.
emily - thank you. you're so sweet
Andrew - ( falls in love with emily )
by ladybug34 February 26, 2015
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Emily

Whiter than a ghost.... get some sun
Dani : “I don’t understand how Emily is so pale”
Rachel: “she never goes in the sun or she melts”
by Girlgoaway May 3, 2019
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Emily

emily is a wonderful girl who, upon meeting, you will never want to let her go. The mere presense of her makes all the bad things in the worldgo away, for aslong as you are with her. When she smiles, I smile. When shegiggles, I cant help but giggle. She is the type of girl you show off to yourfriends, you brag about her, and she is the one you take home to the mom,to meet the parents. To have a long lasting relationship with her is the best thing a man could dream of. She is literally a woman of your dreams,the only one to come true. If you are lucky enough to be dating Emily,you will realize just how precious she is, on the first day out. If you gaze into her most beautiful eyes, time halts, Personally I could stare at themforever and not utter a word, but just look and get lost. Best thing about heris that if you do get lost, she is there to find you. She is perfect in every way ever imaginable and I could not imagine life without her. I haveno idea how I survived 17 years so far without even knowing she existed, butnow that I do, you can sure as hell bet I wont lose her because I will do thingright to make it last until death do us apart...
Me: Man, I was with Emily last night and it was amazing
by Rawr Dinosaur93 December 6, 2010
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Eminem

A brilliant rapper with a pretty bad background. Not the kind of guy your mum would want you to bring home. But he is white ruling a balck industry. And never uses the word 'nigga'
Justin Bieber: I had such a hard life growing up with divorced parents
Eminem: That's cute
by Pob09 August 30, 2013
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