eating oranges

Masturbating in a room of 4 people while they are trying to sleep

Sally: "I was eating oranges one time, and my laptop got sticky"

Lydia: "Gross, Sally"

by heytheremrbruce April 5, 2015

Eating the Rainbow

When you eat skittles out of a girl's Vagina

"Hey Lar, I heard you ate the Rainbow last night" eating the rainbow eat the rainbow

by LarryB2015 June 6, 2015

eating shoes

footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy

Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!

His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.

Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.

by Big Hole Cole April 29, 2019

Eating Arby's Roast Beef

Where you eat out a black chicks pussy.

Josh: "hey what you up too"
Bartholomew: "just eating Arby's Roast Beef"

by ThickBeepor December 28, 2021

cheeseburger eating globe

Some fat lazy lardo who is too fat to do anything, so he is usually seen munchin down on cheeseburgers from any restraunt. He also has a large gut that bulges out, resembling a globe.

Randy, you are one fat cheeseburger eating globe

I tried to save u a hamburger.... but some cheeseburger eating globe beat you to it

by john smithson September 25, 2006

Phone Eating

Putting your phone into your mouth while trying to perform another task.

Kristof, who was almost in an accident, had to eat his phone and turn the wheel sharply to avoid hitting the other driver.

Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.

by wmspaceman August 2, 2009

Man eating

A woman who enjoys the opposite sex's attention. She'll go out of her way to steal your man and toss him away after she's had sex with him.

Guy 1: She's so hot man. I'm gonna ask her out
Guy 2: Don't do it. She's a man eating bitch.

by anotherwittyusername March 4, 2017