Dive-Bombing Turd

Relating to some-one's actions or words. Going against social norms in less than reputable ways that ruin evenings without offering humorous anecdotes in return.

John is such a dive-bombing turd for saying that girl was fat. He could've atleast made it funny.

by Dutch Kace January 12, 2011

diekko

someone who disguises themselves on the internet as a girl, but is actually a guy.....

Did you see Amy Rush's Facebook, she totally looks like a "diekko".

by Vikko June 29, 2011

Shum Dive

To dive in a big pool of shum (cum fallin from the anus after sex)

Matt:"hey, did you here greg did a wicked shum dive after filling rosanne, was awesome."

by AZDAWG231 September 2, 2009

Men's Dive team

A bunch a queers that shower together naked and have gay anal sex on a diving board

Dont talk to him he is on the Men's dive team

by Biggiecheeze69 February 23, 2018

Diversified

To make parts mostly to print specs, but not totally

To leave uncalled for "fencing patterns" in high tech finishes

Also, broken taps are common in some parts of the country

Extra holes are also common, although, it is not known why
Some believe it is to "make up" the difference for the shortage of holes caused by the broken taps.

I had my parts made at Diversified, but they came back with multiple problems.

by Haas 1962 January 27, 2010

Dolphin Dive

A dolphin dive is a patented sex move invented by Lapz at Laurentian University. The move occurs when a man feels obligated to perform oral sex on a woman, then upon arriving "downtown" finds a bush that ressembles the Amazonian Forest (something that requires a bushhog rather than a razor to trim).

At this point a man may perform "the dolphin dive" which emulates the form of a dolphin jumping or the classical dance move "the worm" which brings the man back up face to face with the woman. Thus, avoiding the awkward experience of notifying a woman that eating her vagina would be like chewing dental floss

Friend: Lapz did you go down on her? What'd she taste like?

Lapz: Nah man I had to do a dolphin dive

by Soft French Dick March 3, 2017

diekon

a person who is a big gay. hugely gay. had sex with a cow once while trying to tip it

that diekon is a huge gay fag.

by Eric August 28, 2004