missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Chicken in the crockpot

When you put your balls in someone's mouth as they either hang off the bed or are laying flat.

The other night my wife let me make chicken in the crockpot.

by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017

Rump in Crock

Rump in Crock: This is a group activity where every participant deficates in a warm ceramic pot. Once that step is complete, each person takes turns dipping their bottom end into the pot. Step three is to....Sniff your partners rump and take a guess at who’s poop occupies the majority of your partners rump.... the person who guesses correctly gets to eat the rest of the crock

“Hey guys, Matt wants to play Rump in Crock because he missed out last time. He brought his own Crock and he’s ready to get rumped!

by Rump lover May 5, 2018

pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!

Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!

by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018

Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.

"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"

by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019

Chonies in a Crockpot

Chonies in a Crockpot; a compilation of holiday leftovers from the fridge used to make a meal until your next payday.

Looks like we’re doing leftovers until NYE.

After dinner Christmas dinners.

Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.

by Bruce Dollastor December 31, 2021