Knit Crocs

Crocs that can only be bought at target.

Hey whats your major? I know it cant be fashion, you are wearing knit crocs.

by John Jacob Dole Bowl December 5, 2011

Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Hillbilly Crocks

Crusty socks that became that way due to the wearer being a crazy hillbilly who never changes his or her socks. Considered quite the fashion (from North Carolina to Missouri) once they can "stand on their own two feet".

Kyle: uhh... dude... why are your socks standing up?

Leroy: I haven't washed them in a few years.

Jenny: ohhh Leroy... I just loooooooove a man who's not afraid to sport Hillbilly Crocks!

by tRy2bEaT_mE October 19, 2015

Mississippi Crockpot

Farting in your girls face as shes giving you a blowjob.

Bro I gave my girl a Mississippi Crockpot this weekend, she was pissed.

by Shanker1012 June 8, 2016

Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

Betty Crock

A phrase used for confirmation. Commonly used by the gang "OGMasterKush" better known as OGMK.

Ben: You got the weed?
Bob: Betty Crock.

by Bobby OGMasterkush October 17, 2018

Cock Crocodile

When a girl, who doesn't know how to give head. Decides to try it, but viciously scraps every tooth in her mouth up and down. While thinking she's pleasing you, as she mistakes your squirming and twitching in pain as pleasure. And refuses to stop.

Hey Jimmy did you finally , get Sally to give you head?
Ya but it wasn't that great, she's a real cock crocodile.

by jdrewn3 October 11, 2019