Cooke's Law 

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.

Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"

Or something like that...

Cooke's Law by AitkenRomeo July 29, 2008

Cocked up 

Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.

As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.

Cocked up by cypherx April 8, 2011

double cocked 

actually possessing two usable cocks

Guy 1: I did her anal and vaginal
Guy 2: O yeah i did her both at once
Guy 1: You double cocked bastard

double cocked by J__Rad June 8, 2005

cocked 

so drunk that you engage in gay sex

lets get cocked

cocked by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004

cooped 

When a fat sweaty guy that thinks he has game gets all up in your personal space, typically brushing up against you with his big gut in a very uncomfortable way.

Dude I just got cooped! What the fuck!

cooped by Maple wood July 14, 2010

Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.

"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.

Crooked Hillary by Bellarkian August 12, 2019

pressure cooker 

while showering, you lather your partner in soap then bust a massive rippling fart. While you quickly exit the shower, you turn up the hot water leaving your partner to cook in the stinky steam while they rinse off.

Alex: lather up hun......pfFFFfttt
Mel: aw nasty, you just turned this into a pressure cooker!
Alex: ha ha ha peace

pressure cooker by navibrator January 28, 2011