Coviderology

The art of predicting someone’s future from the number of infections or deaths in a given community or country at a given time, and their birth date.

Fortunetellers in some remote parts of Asia are profiting from coviderology, by advising gullible clients whether or not they should travel hundreds of miles to the nearest city to get vaccinated.

by MathPlus May 4, 2021

Covid

Comes from the word CO (forming adjectives) jointly; mutually.
And the word VID, which is an abbreviation of VIDEO.

The word COVID started being used mostly by people during the covid19 pandemic to reference masturbating while on live video, since they couldn't physically have eachother.
*If anyone tells you they've had covid most likely they are telling you they had masturbated online with another individual engaging in the same.

John: "Me and Dad had covid last month"

Me: "Dude that's nasty! That's your father!! Whats wrong with you guys!?

by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

Covid-🦇

When bats are believed to be the vector of the coronavirus to humans, which was first detected in a Wuhan lab in China, until a cover-up was no longer possible as whistleblowers risked their lives to report the rising number of infected and dead people to the outside world.

Fake leaders around the world never fail to scapegoat Covid-🦇 to rationalize the high number of infections and deaths in their own countries rather than because of their ineptitude or poor leadership in containing the pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus September 25, 2020

covid vaccine munchies

Food cravings experienced after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine.

See also: cvm

"Man, I could murder a couple of buckets of chicken wings... And a large kebab... And a side of ribs... And a bath-tub filled with pasta... And the neighbours' goat would be great in a curry..."
"I thought you were vegetarian."
"I am!!"
"Sounds like Covid vaccine munchies. Eat a dry biscuit and have a lie-down."

by HeavyDrama May 28, 2021

Covid-🦤

When the world hopes that Covid-19 would suffer the same fate as the dodo in 2021, as the coronavirus or its mutated deadlier version loses its fight against any new vaccine.

A global population approaching eight billion can’t wait to witness Covid-🦤, with thousands of them longing to visit the birthplace of the dodo for their holidays, whose flights to Mauritius were aborted due to Covid-19.

by Covido November 24, 2020

Covid-🇸🇪

When Sweden initially adopted a laissez-faire approach to deal with the coronavirus crisis, by not imposing a lockdown, allowing non-essential businesses to operate, and making physical distancing optional, which resulted in a death rate that is five to six times higher than that of its Scandinavian neighbors.

Sweden’s controversial strategy of aiming for herd immunity while imposing few restrictions on its population to contain the Covid-🇸🇪 crisis had turned out to be a social experiment fiasco for its political leaders—its death rate had led its neighbors to keep their borders closed to the Swedish people and products.

by Covido April 7, 2021

Covid 19

A mental illness fueled by government propaganda, leading the masses to believe they are at risk of dying or killing other people. There for forcing people to rely on pharmaceutical companies for their health and wellness

Covid 19 will be extremely beneficial to some of the wealthiest people in the world.

by The man Dan 456 April 7, 2021