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Cool story bro

The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.

Kelly: Cool story bro.

*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*

Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.

Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!

Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.

Son: Cool story bro.
by RudeApproved March 25, 2011
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Cloon

|kloōn|
adjective

Possessing excellent, impressive, or desirable qualities; a derivation from the surname of celebrity, George Clooney; good.

noun

a familiar or fond name given to someone, signifying your appreciation of their fine qualities.

verb

Outwit, upstage, or get the better of someone; bested.
That suit you're wearing makes you look cloon.

That guy is cloon.

That suit is the cloonest.

The opponent got clooned by his competitor.
by Roublard August 1, 2009
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cool

1. awesome, great or fantastic.

2. in fashion.

3. neither hot nor cold, but colder than warm.

4. agreeing, or agreeable
1. paramore is cool!

2. that shirt is cool!

3. person1 - bloody hell, its cold out here.
person2 - nah, its just cool

4. person1 - going down the park?
person2 - yeah, thats cool.
by leeko22arsenal December 10, 2007
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Chooley

Old sailor slang for a giant squid, kraken, or really, anything large with tentacles.
'Don't be goin over there, them's chooley waters.'
by Kilen October 29, 2008
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Cool tool

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!
He uses weed as his cool tool.
by sashbri2 May 23, 2009
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cool nancy

its when a girl plays with herself with a popsicle (of your flavor) and then you lick it off of her
Man, i just gave her a cool nancy!
by gangstaH007 May 12, 2010
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Cool Curry Kids Clan

A group of indian children make curry under the supervision of adults.
I was frightened at the sight of the cckc (cool curry kids clan) and was disgusted at the pungent scent of curry.
by CCKCM8 May 10, 2016
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