Chrominisms

When your friend won't stop telling you facts that ruin your life. This makes them sound like the human version on Chrome.

"Did you know that broccoli is actually really unhealthy?"
"Jason, stop with the chrominisms.

by Chipmonculous October 4, 2017

chromatid

Micro boobs

DAMN that strand of DNA has some nice chromatids

by ihateevevepcm'ncdsa October 20, 2017

chromachomp

When you are physically and mentally deranged and are unable to consider your being worth it and think you can pass it on to another

Hey billy , I’m not sure if my life is worth it, do you want it ? You will get all the hot chicks . John you are a fucking chromachomp

by Louiehardcock123 November 13, 2017

chromblur

When you open Tumblr in a chrome tab

She doesn't want anyone to know that she's a feminist so she got that chromblur going

by o1Cheshire1o December 22, 2017

Chome

Looking like a punk/fuck boy.

Bro are you wearing that hat? It makes you look like a chome.

by s_QuinT_ July 16, 2018

Chromosexual

The term comes from the song Chrissy, My Little Chromosexual. It describes a person who gets sexually aroused by vehicles, primarily highly chromed cars. This arousal extends even to parts of the car, whether or not chromed.

Chrissy’s a chromosexual; as long as she has her Mazerati, she doesn’t need a man to get off.

by Freewolfjdh13 July 17, 2018

chromosexual

A person who lacks real connection to their own sexuality but shows off their body and their airbrushed lifestyle as if it were desirable; one whose sexuality can be likened to the hard reflective material known as chrome

I heard that guy Kevin from Manhattan Beach gets aroused when he talks about his BMW M3

Yeah man. Kevin's a real chromosexual

by eggbound July 25, 2018