Bonky Chopped

The feminine art of using ones prominent cleavage to influence decision making of those around her.

In extreme circumstances said person will enhance cleavage to ensure positive responses to an otherwise unlikely situation.

Joe- 'Oh my god, somehow Becky just got me to agree to do all her work for her whilst she goes for a nice glass of red wine.'

Jim - 'You just got straight up bonky chopped mate, keep an eye on those cans. They'll get ya.'

by Emily Tennant May 5, 2011

Heart chop

It's when you deliver a karate chop directly to ones heart. And statistically 100% of all heart chop victims die afterwards.

Caleb stepped on jamies shoe and was immediately heart chopped. And died.

by Cuhleb&jamal May 28, 2011

kron-chop

n. to get hit in the face karate-style with a labia. also known as the "female teabag". effective as a finishing move.

Karen is so flexible and loose she's able to kron-chop almost anyone in the face! Skilllllzzzz!!

by poo.on.u April 19, 2009

chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014

gudy chop

a nasty phrase said by a nasty person while wearing sunglasses and holding a rifle

"gudy chop"
"yack"

by jeandme November 7, 2013

fat chops

Northern English term for a big fat lad with a big fat face. Chops are cheeks.

It means fat face.

'Oi, fat chops, when you've stop stuffing the remainder of that kebab into your trap the taxi's waiting'

by Fat Chops March 16, 2016

Chopy Chop

A very delicious pork chop!

OMG BRITNEY! Your Chopy Chop is amazingly good!!

by Chopy Chop June 15, 2018