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Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.
1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!
by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006
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Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.
So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.
by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020
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pepsi coke challenge

pepsi coke challenge is where you blindfold a girl put one finger up thier bum and one up their fanny and they have to guess by taste
did you hear dude?

nar what man ??

george did the pepsi coke challenge to alex

awww thats sick man
by gaxgirlalex May 15, 2010
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The 90 Day Challenge

The premise is simple but the task difficult to achieve. The goal is to not masturbate for a full 3 months, or 90 days. When completing the 90 day challenge one must not masturbate at all within 90 days. If the participant masturbates (even without achieving orgasm) he or she is allowed to restart the next day.
I'm so horny right now. I haven't masturbated in weeks because I'm on the 90 Day Challenge.
by Groggiepai September 11, 2010
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Kill Yourself Challenge

Some dumb ass thing we had an assembly about because a dumb ass bitch told somebody to kill themselves and told the bitchy VP that it was a challenge
"I heard there's this thing going around called the kill yourself challenge"
Grade: *dies*
by HarleyQuinnBitches December 13, 2016
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economically challenged

Developing countries are economically challenged countries.
I come from an economically challenged family.
by uttam maharjan May 16, 2010
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6 pack challenge

Consuming six beers within 15 minutes without vomiting during 30 minutes starting at the beginning of the attempt.

Rules: no shotguns or beer bongs allowed. you must drink straight out of the can or bottle, no pouring in a cup or adding ice. Drinking can be done warm or cold but if the competitor attepts with warm beer, let it be known it is easier to drink warm beer fast, and he shall be known as the "pussy one". Once completed you are considered a man. try and beware. Taunting, teasing, and verbal abuse is all acceptable to attempt to make the competitor fail.
Fuck man i just did the 6 pack challenge wobbly H a bitch with my homie and im FUCKED UP
by Barry__B May 13, 2006
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