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Certified

100%, no lies told, truth, guarenteed
Example 1 :
" Yo Jay I heard u got wit the new girl"

Responce: "Certified"

Example 2:
"I just copped that new whip, Certified"
by 5iveee June 18, 2024
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Certified Stepper

Used to describe oneself highly and on top of others
"Yk I got that beamer, Certified Stepper"
by 5iveee June 18, 2024
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Certified Draken

A Certified Draken is someone who goes to lengths much farther than a Karen would, this term was made cause of the rapper/singer "Drake" it is a word that is aimed towards his ego and the pettiness that comes with it like following someone's daughter who just turned 18 (who is also artist named Laila!) over her dad (who happens to be the rapper/singer Mos Def) pretty much calling his music something you would hear in Target in his own words: "It feels like a lot of his music is compatible with... shopping." also Drake seems to have a thing for following peoples ex wives when his poor ego is hurt (in this case Record Producer and DJ Mustard) over producing the song "Not Like Us" by "Kendrick Lamar" and wearing a Toronto Blue Jays hat when it was just the last hat he had during that time. Overall Drake's hurt ego and pettiness makes him go lengths beyond what a Karen would usually do. (You could also use this term against drake fans who try to defend drake or say he somehow won the beef when he clearly lost)
Guy 1: Bro what the fuck is going on with John? he been on some weird ass shit recently...
Guy 2: I know right? dude.. He's been taking shit WAYYY beyond, he acting like a whole " Certified Draken" right now bro..
Guy 1: na.. that's wld.
by airheadeduser July 1, 2024
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Cerys Dutton

Cerys Dutton, peak milf form and all other women would be jealous as soon as they lay their eyes on her. Perfect wife material but don't get too excited you cant have her as she is Benjamin Cooks wife. You would give the world to have Cerys Dutton by your side!

Cerys Dutton would ruin you inside and out and leave you begging for more!

A lucky charm during any financial circumstances and will always bring you good fortune. She is also a walking fortune cookie and will tell you your fortune for a small price of a finger or 2 up your bum.
"Gambling with Cerys Dutton bring me so much luck"
"I need more of Cerys Dutton"
"I need your anal fortunes Cerys Dutton"
by Cerys Dutton January 19, 2025
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Corts

Corts a shorter term used to describe comfry shorts.
I am going home putting my corts on and relaxing in front of the tv
by Barrygetslicked February 1, 2026
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Curtsey

As many McDonalds sauces as you want.

More than a handful. A handful plus the original amount with the meal.
Can I get a 10 piece McNugget? ….what kind of dipping sauce would you like with that? I’ll have a curtsey of BBQ sauce please!
by CraigStewart February 6, 2026
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Certified Nelson

A label used to describe an individual who performs a curated, stereotypical "country" lifestyle without any of the actual substance, labor, or financial backing associated with it.
Person A: "Man, look at the size of those tires on that rig."

Person B: "Please. Those wheels are 24s and he’s got rubber band tires. That thing couldn't handle a wet driveway. It’s Certified Nelson."

Person A: "Facts. Probably pays $1,200 a month for the loan and lives in his mom’s basement."
by the big RP February 10, 2026
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