A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.
Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham
by The handsome spanner May 30, 2011
by Monstermatt November 28, 2022
by aifountain January 12, 2025
girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."
by cjballa October 16, 2010
The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
by David6882 November 27, 2018
A real Gym lad. With a 0.003 meters dick. Benches 800 and is a real Taurus.
In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
by Snus1337 December 15, 2016
When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
by ThatGuyJohny October 20, 2021