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Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.
Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!
by killman64 September 9, 2016
mugGet the Toilet Care Packagemug.

care files

When you shit on someone's porch step with love in your heart.
"dude, you got shit all over your hands from those care files you left on the Peterson's porch"
by Lilsweetdillpickle September 21, 2016
mugGet the care filesmug.

You do not care if I die

So why you expect me to care is a mystery to me. The YouTube trash loves to watch me suffer and some of them are pretending to be me to rape (seemly) and they YouTube retards are just allowing it. It seems like the only thing the YouTube freaks care about is YouTube freaks and they care only BECAUSE they themselves are YouTube freaks.
Hym "So no I do not care that that nigga got shot. He is in those circles. He (like the Japanese) could have done something for me that would have made me care whether or not he died. Something that is very specific. But you do not care if I die as I sit here messaging my face and skull to alleviate the pressure that slowly builds up in my head through the day as you make me live through a hell of my own description that resembles a black mirror episode. Fuck you. You had BETTER HOPE they don't kill all of you because the cover-up dies with you. Notice how I am not being murdered. I have yet to be murdered. Maybe some attempts. It seems and looks like you tried to bully me to death with weaponized schizophrenia and accidently got lIAM paYne to jump off a balcony. But I still haven't been murdered. I wonder what's happening there? Charlie Kirk is apparently this wonderful fucking. He's over the smashing pussy and getting paid to be a YouTard. Why is he getting murdered and not me? I'm getting 'survivor's guilt' over here guys. WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
mugGet the You do not care if I diemug.

Caring

When your bestie buys you a teletubie stuffy
Oh my goodness! You’re so caring, I love my teletubie stuffy!
by Squidwardboyyyy April 26, 2021
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No one cares

A roblox slender would say no one cares, care is like having a parent take care of you, which is nonsense.
Dude 1: no one cares
Dude 2: your slender-rigged
by Qi_87 May 22, 2022
mugGet the No one caresmug.

sharn care

G i sharn care about what happenes
by rackers rights January 19, 2025
mugGet the sharn caremug.

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