chocolate buttoned

when your girlfriend is asleep, you put cadbury's chocolate buttons in her ass crack, as the night wears on the chocolate buttons melt, thus upon awakening the poor bint thinks she's shat herself during the night

"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"

"hahahahahahaha, you just got chocolate buttoned, bitch!!!!!"

by Pink Chris April 5, 2004

Press the Button

1. What wank translates to for girls, ie, the pressing of the clitrois for female masturbation.
2. A slang term for a girl masturbating.

Girl: Wow, that picture of Orlando Bloom is so hot! I have to go press the button now!

by Dragonfly 3616 February 13, 2008

Dislike button

The thing that is pointless in youtube now.

Mary: I'm gonna use the dislike button on a Jake Paul video.
Timmy: You can't, it's useless now. Because Susan Wojcicki wants to turn youtube into China.
Mary: Wow Susan should go drown herself.

by Mr. Cums eats wimen December 2, 2021

Button Basher

Those who are under the illusion that bashing buttons on a cd player whilst playing electronic dance music has a better sound quality, crowd response and appeal than using a proper musical instrument like a turntable.

Theres too many button bashers and not enough real DJs nowadays.

by vinyl junkie October 20, 2012

glass belly button

vision portal for the clueless person

Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.

by everythingzen December 9, 2008

nigger button

the part of a Camel Crush that you snap, thus creating a menthol cigarette

I was feeling adventurous today, so I used the nigger button and made my cigarette into a menthol.

by it's just a joke February 18, 2010

huckleberry button fuck

An alternate way of answering your cellular phone.

*ring ring*

(Picks up phone)

"Huckleberry button fuck?"

by Rutt Moxx March 7, 2010