wet bruce

The act of licking someone's face from chin to nose

Cat woman gave Batman a wet bruce.

by Kevin Marlboro December 9, 2008

bruce

To physically assault (often by punching) a child of 14 years or less who you are in charge of taking care of for the day at a summer camp.

Yo, I'm so pissed that Bobby won't listen to me today, I might just "bruce" him.

by greg7787 August 1, 2009

Bruce

feeling or looking really rough and dirty

"I'm feeling really bruce today."
"Yeah you're looking really bruce."

by Scraw April 13, 2009

Bruce Thunder

Virtuoso vocalist and creator of the ThunderForce, the moniker of Bruce Thunder was born out of the song "Struck By Thunder". Those who cross his path are known to get "brucified". He dawns a leather jacket with leather pants, cowboy boots, and aviators at all times, no exceptions. He has a slicked up flat top hair cut a la Guile from Street Fighter II. He rides a motorcycle indoors and outdoors, with and against the flow of traffic. He is known for his premature ejaculation, which he is not ashamed of because he always goes the "speed of thunder". Because of this, he has many kids scattered throughout the United States, all of which despite being neglected by their father, proudly bear the name Bruce. He's a no nonsense, rough and tough rider with a kick ass way of life. He bathes in the blood of his enemies.

Bruce Thunder kicked my ass last week.

by Dick Thunder February 17, 2009

broned

when you and a bro are just bro-in out and he takes it a step too far, but all in fun.

Dude T-rav just broned me and I'm sore, but its ok he did it when we were bro-in around.

by IAMTHEBEEKMAN February 22, 2010

Bruce Tiffany

Bruce Tiffany is Ireland's legendary Lord of the Leprechauns. Rumored to be living somwhere in North America, Mr. Tiffany possesses the magical abilities of shitting gold coins, snapping his fingers to turn back time, snapping his fingers to turn back time, among others. Bruce Tiffany was born in the Cloverfields of Ireland and makes gold for a living. He is around 600 years of age. One of Bruce Tiffany's more notable achievements was launching a global genocide and mass murder, completely eradicating the Fairy population.

Alex: Hey, man, have you heard of Bruce Tiffany.

Lucas: No, I think Sharron is cooler yo.

Alex: No, man, forreals, I've seen Bruce before!!

by Lil' Sweet Chuck October 13, 2009

brone-up

A reformed former bro who now has a real job and real responsibilities, but sometimes lets slip their inner bro-ie ways

Your boss is a total brone-up!

by gvsuchica December 1, 2016