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battery operated boyfriend (bob)

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
by Roseread April 12, 2016
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Foster Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.
Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?

Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.
by Qreatin June 17, 2020
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her ex boyfriend

As a boyfriend, the guy whose ass you'd most love to kick. Although he poses no threat and probably never will, the jealous aggression that comes with being a boyfriend drives these feelings.

Acting out in this manner is often stimulated by the mentioning of the ex boyfriend whether positive or negative, as well as photographs of the individual with your girlfriend, and finally leftover comments on myspace.
You should kick her ex boyfriend's ass, you jealous sum bitch.
by A Jealous Bastard January 28, 2009
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daytime boyfriend

This is a very sad but common occurrence among guys who try to treat women with respect. Females with insecurities in their intelligence, appearance, sexual ability, etc. need constant praise and reassurance. Daytime boyfriend's fill this need by showering these soulless leeches with the praise necessary for them to make it through the day. This praise is usually genuine, but its affect is in vain, as the cavernous void which are these females just grows larger. These well-meaning men never actually date the girls. The tramps are very adept at leading them along enough to continue the praise and adoration of their worshiper, without any actual reciprocation (sexual, or otherwise). Thus, the men are boyfriends during the day, hearing all the inane problems of these women and helping them cope with their gnawing lack of self-worth, and at night go home with their dick in their hand.
The only real cure is from a change in the male's behavior, seeing as how these exploitative females see nothing wrong with their platonic relationship. He must let his nuts drop and cease being a total bitch. A creative way to ruin this girl to any infatuated guy is to picture her wincing in the pain of constipation, and then letting loose a fudge dragon. You are welcome. (Note: This has been learned from experience.)
If you can't think of an example from the above definition, you are or will soon be a daytime boyfriend.
by CockontheWalk December 22, 2007
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ex boyfriend

a stupid fuck who must die at my hands, so to speak
I'm gonna kill my ex boyfriend if I ever see him again
by Thoushallspeakdaggerz April 18, 2006
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ex-boyfriend

ex-boyfriend was walking down the street one day humming a song to himself. "BOOM!" Gets hit by a bus. Somewhere in the world she gets a really big smile on her face :)
by tombonesarvharm September 3, 2009
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Pseudo-Boyfriend

the term used to define a person you or a friend is dating but have not put any labels on.
Ex."who's that guy Jane's making out with?"

"oh thats her Pseudo-boyfriend Chris"
by Jessiye January 11, 2008
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